MTN : Connecting You…Most of the Time
MTN will notify you about everything except when their network is down.
Indomie: Because You Can’t Adult Today
When hunger strikes after midnight, Indomie has got your back!
NEPA/PHCN: You’ll Never Appreciate Power Until We Cut It Off.
NEPA doesn’t fail when it comes to taking the light and leaving you in darkness.
Infinix: A Phone for Every Uncle, Aunty, and Neighbor
Infinix should be the trademark phone in Nigeria.
Lagos Traffic: You’ll Spend More Time with Us Than Your Family
Lagos traffic should have its own slogan, and this should be it!
DStv: A Thousand Channels, But You Still Can’t Decide
This is pretty self-explanatory and we don’t need to say much. With DStv, it’s always an eternal struggle to find what to watch.
Garri: The Original Fast Food. Just Add Water!
Garri has been saving life since 1796.
LIRS (Lagos Inland Revenue Service): We’ll Find You. And Your Business. And Your Uncle’s Shop
We should hire LIRS to find criminals in Nigeria. Just tell them they’re owing tax, and that criminal would be found in the next six seconds.
Pepsi: Because Sometimes Coke Isn’t Available
Nobody drinks Pepsi again, let’s be honest. When your heart longs for a Coke, but the restaurant only serves “Pepsi products,” you reluctantly sip it and secretly wish for the real thing.
Nigerian Weather: Pick a Season – We’ve Got ‘Em All in One Day
Planning any outdoor event in Nigeria is not for the weak.
Arik Air: We’re More Unpredictable Than the Weather
How can you postpone a flight four times in one day?
Nigerian Politics: Where ‘Next Level’ Always Feels Like a Step Backwards
Our current situation as a country is a testament to this.
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